Auto-correxting

A means of blaming your phone every time you text something you wish you hadn't

Girlfriend: You're really bad at drawing lol
Boyfriend: Wtf
Girlfriend: Stupid autocorrect. meant, "you should get a degree in drawing"
Boyfriend: I know you're auto-correxting. We're through.

by LoL Champion Definitions November 14, 2016

chexting

When you text people pictures of chex cereal

Person 1: stop chexting me in the middle of the night.

Person 2: but its so beautiful (insert picture of chez cereal here)

by Dunk2001 February 1, 2014

Cresting

Verb.

The act of squeezing shit out of one's urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during anal sex. The act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.

I leared that a huge downside to anal sex was the possibility of cresting. Who wants to have to sqeeze shit out of their penis?

by LordNastius November 29, 2009

evil rhino who goes around creating vortexes of sqirrell killing hitler maddness

My friend.

(this word) is cool!

by person yo-yo June 27, 2003

Cretting

Cretting is a west Londno slang word for Desperate/Need/In Need

She is cretting for a splif

by WestLdnKid May 18, 2011

Creeting

When a man starts cumming he begins danceing and twirling in circles, thous leaving seman all around the room

Baby im about to start creeting turn some music on so i can dance

by KierNigg/Kierslut October 22, 2010

Chexting

Texting while attending or being within a church.

He was chexting me this morning while he was at mass; apparently the homily was really good

"The girl next to me in my pew is falling asleep, I'm chexting to stay awake!"

by aballer91 March 18, 2010