creationism

The belief that ALL lifeforms on earth magically appeared in, literally, a couple of days.

Did you see the movie creationism? It has the wildest FX but, geez! Totally unrealistic story! A waste of money if you ask me!

by J October 16, 2003

Cremation

To burn a corpse, a dead corpse

that was a very lively cremation, i don't think the clowns soothed the widow.

by trogleprak January 29, 2006

Cruzztin Mowz

A wicked mickey-taking band from some shit hole in England somewhere.

Currently only exist on facebook.

Someone: Mate, have you heard Cruzztin Mowz's latest bastardisation of music?

Someone else: Yer, It's quality.

Someone From the band: Eat shit and die.

by steviewonder0 August 2, 2010

Creation

A work of art, a book, or another item somebody creates: a creation!

I love that painting: what a creation!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 February 5, 2019

The Cremation Question

If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?

Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco

by Holosexual Patronus November 18, 2018

creationist

The lowest level of intelligence known to man.

Johnny thinks the earth is 6000 years old. He's a creationist.

by Creatarded March 1, 2010

Young Earth Creationist

The long definition:

A man who believes that the past few centuries of scientific data developed by thousands of great minds is all wrong and that the earth was conjured in 6 days 6,000 years ago by an invisible man. Totally ignorant to carbon dating(or anything any relevant to science for that matter), these people remain as primitive as we once were in the middle ages.


The short definition:

One whose IQ is vastly exceeded by his shoe size.

Bob: Poor Kent Hovind, he thinks the earth is 6,000 years old.
Kevin: Crazy Young earth creationists hold back true science.

by Coerce1 March 17, 2009