when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust
by obama jesus satan kawaii queen August 21, 2014
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Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!
Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!
"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"
"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"
"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"
"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"
"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"
by ScottRiley February 23, 2008
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by Javier2798 November 7, 2017
Get the Bourgeoi-Crustaceans mug.The time of night when the less dominant niggas go out to scavange through the debris to find food (the prefered food is chicken). This is betweem 3:30AM to 4:00AM. After the real niggas have transformed back from being isopods which was during real isopod hours.
by CarlAzuzV.2 February 8, 2018
Get the Legit Crustacean Minutes mug.To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.
The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.
by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010
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I know I got my law degree online, but we're family. Show me you've got some big trusticles and let me defend you in court!
by boaluta December 31, 2008
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Like my crustache?
by Bizarrett February 4, 2003
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