crusty crustacean

the dry blood on a penis after period sex.

"my girl let me give her the crusty crustacean last night!"

by peepeepoopooman6969 October 22, 2019

crustacious

(adj) A term used to describe something that is displeasing to the senses.

Jack stuffed a dozen oysters up his Granny's cunt and sucked out 13... how CRUSTACIOUS!

by ALTOIDZboi April 2, 2004

Real crustacean hour

When you so woke you fuck a lobster and then eat it with the following cum shot.

We are going to Max's house for Real crustacean hour and it's going to be lit fam.

by hiterchan October 15, 2018

crustacean

A subset of the arthropods, a large group of invertebrates. Crustaceans are characterised by having a hard exoskeleton that must be moulted as the animal grows. Crustaceans are normally divided into six subsets, the most well-known of which includes crabs, lobsters, woodlice and shrimp. This leads people to assume that crustaceans have lots of appendages ("legs"). While this is true for most crustaceans, some have very few or none.

Crayfish and brine shrimp are crustaceans. Some, like crabs, are adapted to live on land and in water.

by gerbileater August 10, 2009

crustacean

A word used by non-blacks to refer to black people when they're around. Can be equally used as nigger.

A: Can you believe those crustaceans in the back?
B: They ate all the mashed potatoes and fried chicken!! );
A: THOSE BASTARDS!

by N15 February 20, 2009

Crustacean

Someone who is crusty. A person who lacks hygiene.

Damn that fool looks like a crustacean.

by Christ. Pher February 11, 2015

crustacean-aids

It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.

"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.

The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.

"I'll contact you in two weeks.

Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.

When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.

There was no known cure.

The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.

"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."

And they did.

"Jim has crustacean-aids."
'Whats that?'
"Like crabs but worse."

by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015