pussy crusher

Synonym for an active dick, penis, cock.

At the urinals:
Gabe: you call that thing a weiner?
Chris: no, I call it a pussy crusher.

Later in the day.
Kat: my boyfriend Gabe has one huge pussy crusher.

by DirtyNagsStain November 28, 2013

Dream Crusher

A person who attempts to discourage or stands in the way of someone else pursuing their dream.

Audrey was a dream crusher, when she crushed Connors dreams by telling him he would never be able to do it.

by ChickenMcBuckets April 6, 2017

Head Crusher

1. A torture device used in the Middle Ages. With the chin placed over the bottom bar and the head under the upper cap, the torturer slowly turned the screw pressing the bar against the cap. The victims teeth would be shattered, their eyes squeezed out of their sockets, and they would die from the infernal pain.

2. A Megadeth song. Their first single from their upcoming album "Endgame". It's lyrics describe the torture device.

1. I think your parents considered putting you through the head crusher when you were born.

2. The solo in "Head Crusher" is not long enough!

by |\/| egadet |-| August 9, 2009

Penis Crusher

When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.

by elviscoolie October 7, 2009

comp crusher

A person who downloads lots of large files untill they fill the computers hard drive completely. Then, they free up a miniscule amount of free space, then fill it up again.

When Jimmy found out that he could actually download porn, he became a comp crusher.

by NINJA_CARROT August 18, 2009

Couch crusher

Comprable to the always-popular chair Crusher these behemoths do not only Crush normal human chairs but they can Crush an entire couch with their massive girth

Jimbo: did you see the girl Billy Ray left the bar with! Damn she was a real chair crusher!

Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!

by TV2112 March 22, 2019

Melon Crushers

Big juicy thighs that could crush your head like a Watermelon

"Dude, you see that girl's legs over there, look at those melon crushers!"

by LSDemons October 14, 2020