by your grandma April 15, 2005
Get the crushed mug.When your #1 pick in your fantasy football draft goes out injured for the year in Quarter 1 of Game 1 after sending an foolish email.
The Quahog Clams took Tom Brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their title hopes have been crushed.
by Rifle October 22, 2008
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Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.
"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020
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Get the Crushed by defeat mug.To get severely wasted. Usually resulting with questions the next day like "What did we do last night?" and "Why is there a coke bottle in my ass??"
Person 1: "Dude let's get mud crushed!!"
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."
by blazeuplikeit's1970 December 7, 2010
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Get the crushed mug.When a man is constantly demeaning or put down by his woman for control purposes.
When women constantly crushes a mans confidence to keep his manliness at bay.
When women constantly crushes a mans confidence to keep his manliness at bay.
Example #1:
Man: I'm going to enjoy another beer with my friend.
Woman: If you have another beer you are dead. I'm serious I will kill you if you have another beer!
Onlooker: You've been Fem Crushed!
Example #2:
Man telling buddies: I built my house by myself and it turned out awesome.
Woman: Whatever. Everything is crooked and built like crap. If you don't get your hammer out by morning and rebuild the house there will be hell to pay.
Buddies: Dude, you just got Fem Crushed!
Man: I'm going to enjoy another beer with my friend.
Woman: If you have another beer you are dead. I'm serious I will kill you if you have another beer!
Onlooker: You've been Fem Crushed!
Example #2:
Man telling buddies: I built my house by myself and it turned out awesome.
Woman: Whatever. Everything is crooked and built like crap. If you don't get your hammer out by morning and rebuild the house there will be hell to pay.
Buddies: Dude, you just got Fem Crushed!
by Kerjner 3 December 24, 2010
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