popped my bag of wheat crunchies

Savoury snack based humour, meaning to ejaculate, usually with great intensity.

"I didn't just Boff the Mcfly out of her, i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her to finish!"

by Ogami June 4, 2007

crunchie

A female although brunette displays frequent bursts of typical blonde behaviour. Thus arises then comparison with the colour structure of a crunchie bar - brown outside and blonde within.

Jo - a brown haired girl - received a message from her mother telling her not to ring because she was under the dryer. On awakening to find this message, Jo promptly headed to the laundry where she observed that her mother was not under the clothes dryer, but at the hair dresser.

This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.

by Edward August 16, 2003

hork crunchies

peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.

why do you have hork crunchies?

maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there's crunchies stuck inside you!!

by #1_shit_stabber June 26, 2009

Mud Crunkies

From the Hannah Montana show on Disney.

Meaning "dang it" " or "oh crap"

No you cant go to the show Oliver

Aww Mud Crunkies!!

by phaz212 December 7, 2009

crunchie

Someone who's brunette, but "blonde" on the inside, ie. they have dark hair but are dumb.

Becca: *while swishing her dark hair around* "so.. like.. how do you spell orange?"

Tina: "oh my god, she is SUCH a crunchie."

by theycallitlove_x December 2, 2009

CrunchiesJL

Hottest femboy in the r/AmongUs server. Can also draw hot stuff.

HOLY SHIT CrunchiesJL just drew hot lesbian crewmate porn. *cums*

by xofus March 29, 2021

water crunches

water crunch is an Indian snack locally known as 'pani puri'. The crunchy piece (puri) is cracked opened and filled with a favoured combination of vegetables, spices, sprouts etc. and finally filled with flavoured water (pani). They are also locally known as golgappas. water crunches' vendors can easily be found on street-sides of Mumbai, Kolkata.

Water crunches are tasty!

by varunvora December 1, 2016