Granola crunchie

Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon

Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie

by coolerthanyou101 August 23, 2015

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jumped on a crunchie

To horrifically break ones leg. To the point it looked like flakes of honeycomb, similar to a crushed Crunchie chocolate bar.

You see Steve after he rolled that quad? His leg looked like someone had jumped on a Crunchie.

by LZ-Bix December 9, 2018

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cruncheesey

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

by jpg3 January 25, 2014

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Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

by custard001 September 26, 2018

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Lathering Your Crunchies

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016

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A word used in Cap'n Crunch commercials that attest to the cereal's ability to stay crunchy in milk. The noble cap'n always manages to solve daily predicaments faced by children with the power of his crunchitization, taking the children to a world full of glorious artificial flavoring. It has nothing to do with anal sex.

Two children at a restaurant avoided a disgusting meal of es cargo (SNAILS!) when Cap'n Crunch flew his ship through the wall of the restaurant, much to the astonishment of the French waiter, and the boy and girl are elated when the cap'n crunchitizes them so they can enjoy a $1.99 box of cereal instead of a sophisticated meal at a restaurant that their parents worked hard to earn.

by NotDave January 28, 2008

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