crumptin

A fat old man who is taking a dump on your front lawn.

"Mommy, what is that old man doing on our front lawn?"
"He is being a crumptin today"

by mr. Mc doont December 11, 2008

crumpt up

I messed up

I crumpt up

by Carlbot9 April 14, 2022

Crumpety

grilled light snack with losts of butter

would you like a crumpety. Spread or unspread

by Charli April 21, 2004

crumpy

a spasm-ing pisshead

haha diggory's got crumpy

by tom April 19, 2003

crumpy

drunk -> crunk -> crunky -> crumpy
a popular term of MHSers

out gettin crumpy
Where we gettin crumpy this weekend

by gyiu February 23, 2005

crumpt

adj. drunk.

An alternate spelling of the word crumped.

After preforming horribly on his chemistry final, Sean proceeded to get crumpt under his desk with a handle of rum.

by mmm...nah July 15, 2004

crumpton

The act of hitting your hand over and over in a conversation.
Your left hand is flat while your right hand is straight up, like a karate chop kinda thing.
Your hands should look like an upside down T if done correctly.
Mainly used when you want to get someones attention during a converstation, or just a habit.

I just pulled a crumpton.

by pr3ttyb0y!?! March 14, 2010