cumpassionate

having strong desire to see, taste, experience semen

Joe: Lisa why are you so cumpassionate?

Lisa: (slurp slurp)

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 14, 2008

crumpsie

Used to describe someone that looks cute when they are in a grump / bad mood

"Nadia is in a mood again this morning"
"yeah, she is sooo crumpsie though!"

by crumpsie June 13, 2022

Crumps

A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.

Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!

by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008

cumpassionate

adj. having strong desire to feel, see, smell and/or taste semen. usually associated with promiscuous girls, but not always.

Why does Lisa love sucking dick so much?

She's only in it for the ending, she's cumpassionate.

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 7, 2008

Crumps

a term of endearment usually used between to engaged lovers

What's up Crumps?

by Lizzyyyyyyyyyyy August 13, 2008

chumpasaurus

The white person version for the n word. Historically, it was used by non-whites as a derogatory term, bringing back the various hardships that whites have experienced. Recently it has been reappropriated to be used affectionately among caucasians but still considered very offensive outside the white community.

When Dona Maria heard that Eagle Rock was being gentrified, she murmured "I can't handle all these chumpasauruses taking over!"

by lizakmart September 14, 2014

crumpage

when a man sits down and the trouser material around his groin bunches up to make like a front wedgie

"Aww shit dude i got major crumpage going on"

by Sam Anthony Rogers May 10, 2008