crum

Your entire package consisting of one wang and two balls in a sac.

Timo- "Wow Eric you have a tight crum"
Eric- "Thanks Timo, its the briefs ;)"

by Frederick Crumster October 21, 2009

Crum

It's when you cry and cum at the same time. A feeling of eternal happiness.

Every Christopher Nolan film will for sure make you crum.

I just crummed.
Crumming is my speciality.

by Jonye December 3, 2014

Crum

Someone who you can forget about or forget like a crum

Bro why do you care hes a Crum

by Azupazdwn October 12, 2020

Crumming

The simultaneous act of cumming and crying

guy 1: you ever cry while busting a nut?
guy 2: yeah like 11 times
guy 1: it’s called crumming-wait what the fuck?
guy 2: yeah 6 times were tears of joy, 4 were because the clarity hit hard, and the last one was because the velocity of the load was so high it got in my eye and got infected

by chucklestheclummer August 5, 2022

crum

Merman/mermaid semen/cum/ejaculation

"But King Trident, I don't want to swallow your crum!"

by Eeeeeyow January 10, 2009

crum

(noun). one who is crummy, trashy, dirty, old, etc. often characteristic of the Los Angeles rock scene.

"Get a load of these L.A. crums! God they totally suck!"

by Linzzz March 18, 2008

CRUMMING

The act of crying while having an orgasm.

Dona: How did it go with Jerry last night? Reba: Oh it was fine until he started crumming.

by JTOTHEHIGH October 6, 2016