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tea and crumpets

the only things they eat and drink in europe
european restaurant menu:
1. tea and crumpets - 5 euros
2. crumpets and tea - 5 pounds
by pseudonymphet November 1, 2019
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Crumlet

One who is disguistingly persistent.One who has horrible manners and cannot contain themselves.Its is of great insult to be called this.
Mark: You got any cigaretts?
Mark: hey give me a cig man!
Mark: can i have a lighter?
Mark: you got any gum?
Ryan: CALM DOWN YOU CRUMLET!
by imprezarpm July 8, 2006
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T-bag and crumpets

The act of T-bagging someone or something and leaving pubic lice on or above there eye line/on there eye brow(s).
Jenny:Damn it!!......
Person: What?
Jenny: I had to shave me eyebrows last night.
Person: Why?
Jenny: Because i had some T-bag and crumpets last night.
Person: Oh, well at least it was just your brother that gave you the lice. It is nasty to get lice from people you don't know.
by TwistedFaith June 6, 2010
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Crumpets

1) a biscuitty thingy peoples eat in England.
2) an STD similar to crabs, but like, different.
1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
by moony November 18, 2003
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Crumpets

An exclamation used instead of a curse word. (i.e. Crap, Dammit, etc.)
Sandra: Oh crumpets! i dropped my phone in the toilet!
by whatdidshejustsay? October 24, 2010
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Crumplets

Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
by Xymox1 October 28, 2008
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