Croutoning

Croutoning (verb) is used to describe someone who uses their higher authority to silence any opinions or opposite views - including innocent jokes - that they do not agree with. This can range from being fired due to a higher up not agreeing with you all the way down to being banned from an online server because you like a different type of cake. Usually, people who Crouton regularly end up reverting the silencing and claim that the action was a 'joke', then proceed to do the same action three minutes later.

People who Crouton also regularly jump to conclusions about conversations, and not let anyone else speak but themselves.

Croutoning can also be used as a noun (Crouton) for situations where you are describing their actions. The word 'Croutoning' comes from how croutons are very weak and fragile.

Kyle: "Hey I just got banned from the Discord server for disagreeing with the moderator!"
Jeremy: "Don't worry, he's only Croutoning right now."
Kyle: "What a twat."

or

"That blog owner's really acting like a Crouton right now."

by ondi December 8, 2021

Music Crouton

A person who only sticks to listening to one type of music and is reluctant to anything new therefore their taste is stale.....like a crouton.

Dude #1 "Hey Man have you heard the new Drake?!"
Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!"
Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"

by will bitten May 2, 2018

Rectal Crouton

A small evasive piece of shit on a gorgeous womans ass. Often found complimenting a tossed salad.

Dude, she was so fine I went down to toss her salad and found a few rectal croutons

by hacaasastfu March 1, 2005

Wine Crouton

The cruddy sediment left at the bottom of a red wine bottle.

yo I almost swallowed the freaking wine crouton!?

by Wine Crouton January 29, 2015

crouton.net

A really awesome and totally time worthy website that you should definitely visit.

BOI

1) You: see crouton.net: It's beautiful. Iv'e looked at this for 5 hours now.
2) Man, I LOVE Crouton.net! Go to it now. GO TO IT NOW MORTAL BEING!

by AlexComixInc October 21, 2020

right on crouton

Something you say to be nice when you're not sure what the other person is talking about. Basically means thats nice, or thats cool. It is also used to throw off the direction of a person that talks too much. Can also be used when someone under the influence of a substance says some weird stuff that doesn't make sense.

Person 1: blah Blah blah Blah blah So this time it was like blah Blah blah Blah

Person 2: Right on crouton!

Person 1: Right on crouton? Whats that? I don't get it.

by punktdawg March 17, 2009

judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk

guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015