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crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!
by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005
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Crotchdropling

I heard Greta just shot out twin crotchdroplings.
by Merl July 22, 2007
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Crotchbutter

The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.

Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.

Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.

Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.

Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"
by mulva69 July 26, 2009
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crotchdog

"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.
by Blue Jack March 29, 2009
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crotchrocket

Term used to describe sportbikes., which are street bikes derived from race-bike technology. Often used in a derogatory manner.
I'd rather own a Harley than a crotchrocket.
by Milo May 23, 2003
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crotch rot

A really bad and incredible disgusting smell coming from a woman's pussy or a man's groin area.
by Rey Jr. March 30, 2003
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Crotchroaches

1. (n- plural) Crabs/Pubic Lice
2. (n-pl) What Snooki haz
What'choo scratchin' fer? You got the crotchroaches 'er sumthin'?
by nickharteau December 30, 2010
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