crotchimus

A word used by GloZell (a youtube celebrity) refering to a crotch. It mostly refers to a woman's crotch.

GloZell: "(Lady Gaga) She was swallowing rosary beads and the cross, and she's dancin around like a half naked-like some kind of nun-, and she's got a red cross on her... crotchimus.

by youtubeloverr June 13, 2011

Crotchifixiation

When tight underwear or pantyhose prevent ample airflow to the crotch region, causing a sweaty reaction along with anxiety and agitation due to warm or humid weather.

Damn bro! This Arizona summer heart is causing some serious crotchifixiation issues for me.

by HypnotoadAZ April 14, 2015

cotching

the art of sitting in your room all day doing activies such as looking on youtube, wanking, pissing in your sink and generaly wasting your life away, something that gary loves to do.

Daz : What are you doing gary?
Gary : Cotching.
Daz : Oh.

by Darryl Barkwill April 3, 2009

Crotchfire

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.

When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Chris Crockin'

Chris Crockin'. A term used to tell someone to stop bitching or ranting on like a stupid mofo on and on. Can be used when your friend is ranting to you about something stupid or if your enemy is bitching at you about something.

Example #1:

Ashley: Oh my god! I hate the Jonas Brothers, they're so gay! I hate their fans, I hate their music, I hate...

Chris: Bitch, shut the hell up. I don't care, stop Chris Crockin' me!


Example #2:

Monique: IS YOU CHEATIN' ON ME? I know you is cheatin' on me, I saw them thongs under our bed. Who you sleepin' with?

Darnell: WOMAN, shut the hell up! You is crazy! You is Chris Crockin' me, STOP IT!

by Rin Akimoto March 29, 2009

Crotchin it

The act of grinding on a girl while holding her crotch therefor, your just crotchin it.

Damn, you see Luke over there crotchin it with Jhom?

by poop69face69696 October 14, 2009

crotchinal

The sexual area of your body
crotch + vaginal or groinal

1. I'm going to kick the shit out of your crotchinal area.

2. Your crotchinal area tastes funny.

3. Watch your crotchinal.

by Seung October 16, 2007