crocheted bathtub

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.

"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
“Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”

by Abby_c July 7, 2017

crotchetyness

One possessing unrelenting negativity towards everything, especially the PS2 or PSP

Mock's crotchetyness is legendary

by sonycowboy October 12, 2004

cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019

Crotched

Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.

Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.

by Coont March 2, 2011

crotched

when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch

i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!

by emorexic December 26, 2007

nigger crotched betch

similar to a fire crotch, but much more common in todays society. (not shaved!)

that girl with the black hair? she must be a nigger crotched betch.

by N3M0 ZRAL October 12, 2007

crotchety

1. Of or pertaining to the crotchular region.

2. Of a sexually promiscuous nature.

1. Ray-Ray was experiencing a crotchety itch, so he jiggied on down to the clinic on the corner.

2. "Daaaaymn, son, Sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho'!" said one young urbanite to his homie.

by Toochie May 26, 2006