crotchal

Of or relating to the groin.

Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection.

I'm sorry, it's the... - it's the pleats.
It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants: It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
...
Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!

film: Anchorman

by slangMaverick February 7, 2008

Crotchular region

This is the area in which your ballsack and penis live my dear Watson.

Jerry's ballsack was swollen and changing colors from being hit in his crotchular region with a baseball bat.

by UnlimitedInfinity May 27, 2009

Crotchplant

When you faceplant into someone's crotch.

Girl: *leans over, accidentally lands facefirst into a guy's crotch*

Table: "OOOOO! CROTCHPLANT!"

by Kach January 20, 2011

Critchellites

A slang term for almost leftists. Named for the totalitarian blue aliens on an episode of Samurai Jack who took over a peaceful, developed civilization from a resourceful and kind people and destroyed it with their retarded ways.

They implement mandates and lockdowns. Have you seen the inner cities? The prices of everything? Our toilet that is foreign relations? These Critchellites will destroy the whole world before they give up power.

by ToadSlanger December 5, 2021

crotchless

A term similar to "dickless" in its usage, but more versatile, in that it can be used on both men and women. It implies that the person in question is "smooth in the front", like a Barbie Or Ken doll, and therefore lacking in sexual prowess. Also implies a certain level of uselessness, an inability to experience pleasure of any kind, and an accompanying willingness to spoil the pleasure of others.

"The party was going great until some people started getting naked and crotchless over there called the police. Who the fuck calls the cops on their own party?"

by The DLivR8R February 2, 2005

crotchless panties

panties without a crotch

Look at that girls pussy you can see it through her crotchless panties!!!

by Bubba Keen December 10, 2008

Crotchless bikini

A bikini worn on some beaches and where a woman wants to show what a prime pussy she's got.

Look at Kathy in that crotchless bikini.

by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009