crop dusting

When someone cuts a fart as they walk by others at their work place and then exits the scene leaving the people behind to fight about who did it.
Kevin enters room. (Kevin farts quietly while walking by, leaving immediately) Harold-"I think Kevin just dusted us dude" Jeremy-"Yeah, now he is probably going to Uncle Ted it in the bathroom for a while." Jason-"Why is he always CROP DUSTING anyway?" Brenda-"He eats a lot of cabbage at Addel's hot tub parties the other day he even dropped a tub trout." Kevin-"I think I just made a crop CIRCLE in my pants"
by J to tha ermsie December 28, 2005
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crop dusted

The act of passing by someone having just farted.
AWW! That smelly old bastard just crop dusted me!
by cougrpncher January 20, 2011
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crop dusting

farting while walking, specifically down the aisles of cubicles at the office. Relevance to rows of cubicles being referred to as a cubicle farm.
by Josh Bova August 29, 2003
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Crop Dust

Expelling gas through your ass as you stroll by an unsuspecting victim so as to render them unconcious.
Those slopes at the library were having flashbacks of Hiroshima when they received a tasty crop dust via me after I housed White Castle.
by Lamb Jeezy February 14, 2006
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Crop Dusting

A term of art among flight attendants: farting while walking casually up and the aisle of an in-flight airplane pretending to be checking on passengers.
Jane: Wow! That burrito that I had just before we left really is wreaking havoc with my stomach.

Sally: No problem. Just take a few minutes and do some crop dusting. I'll cover for you.
by Seenyore April 17, 2010
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Crop dusting

When someone farts as they walk around in a store .
Man somebody's been crop dusting in here.
by PumpernickelonRy February 7, 2017
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crop dusting

Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING.....
Some asshole passed through the office and was crop dusting the whole damn place! What a fucker!
by el white boy October 2, 2005
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