Crookery

Out doing criminal activity

He looks shady like he is about to get into some crookery.

by Sikkone September 29, 2014

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cookery

referring to a large number of individuals in the same place heavily and simultaneously under the influence of many illicit or legal recreational drugs (namely MDMA, alcohol, coke, etc.)

Hey why is everyone so cooked here? Man this is the cookery

by hellohi21 January 10, 2020

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"Crockery" is a middle eastern derived slang referring to the "entity of" cutlery and dishware combined in a unique gift pack. "Crockery" can be given to a bachelor by an older man only if the intention of the crockery is to aid the bachelor in engaging in carnal knowledge with a female who is capable of staining the bachelor's housewares.

Daniel used his new "crockery" to entice his female companion into allowing him to apply a "warhammer" with the purposes of staining his housewares.

by Darrin Pulver December 17, 2004

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Crookedry

To practice the art of being a crook during an election year. The democrats invented it but a couple of gangsters show up and showed them how it’s really done.

Don Q and the DOD pulled off a lot of crookedry during the 2018 midterms with the help of Chase Bank!

by Chase Bank October 26, 2018

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Crookered

To get Jewed out in the end. To have a beachball on your back. Last but not least, to have a haggle tooth by the name of Cindy having sexual intercourse with 15 men in the room down the hall.

Nathan were not going to let you off that forklift.
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!

by Marijuana_Smoke August 30, 2006

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