Croman Trumpet

The Croman Trumpet finds it's roots from mutha fuckin' Andrew Croman. Instead of yelling out a swear word, keep your mouth closed and let out short bursts of air through your lips while saying the swear word. Helps muffle it out.

"OMG my wireless isn't connecting!!! WTF BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT."


Variations of the Croman Trumpet:

BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT = Bullshit
SHUHUHUHUT= Shit
BEEEEYAAAABUHUHSUHSUHSUHT= Beeyaa Bullshit
BUHUSHUHSUSHUSHTSUHUT= Random frustration

by Hobbits like Mushroom Soup February 20, 2009

Nick Crompton

A famous Poet from The City Of England who eats way too much, pretends to be famous and hip, and also whose collar stays poppin

Nick: You know its Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin
Me: Who the fuck is this fat-ass

by LookAtThisGraph August 22, 2017

Cromulent

Used in an ironical sense to mean legitimate, and therefore, in reality, spurious and not at all legitimate. Assumes common knowledge of the inherent Simpsons reference.

Yes Professor Smith, these citations are perfectly cromulent. chuckle

by Bradley Yeats, Professor of Linguistics March 15, 2003

Cromer

A male who long dicks a female and bruises her vagina. Also known as the vagina slayer

She got the cromer affect

by 360D June 6, 2018

Cromo

1 - Objecto de plástico ou papel com uma figura ilustrada, normalmente utilizado para fins de colecçção;

2 - Alguém que percebe muito de um assunto específico;

3 - Alguém que não aparenta ter comportamentos normais, mas sim parvos.

1 - Tenho esse cromo na minha caderneta.

2 - Esse gajo é um cromo dos computadores.

3 - Olha-me para esse cromo a usar meias com sandálias.

by BVNDIDV June 24, 2014

Nick Crompton

someone who thinks england is his city and is on jakes song, but we all now he’s not from compton now and his collar stays poppin

my brothers a nick crompton, why do you say that, he thinks england is his city😂

by nigger faggot123 July 6, 2017

Nick Crompton

A fucking fat cow who thinks England is a city

Girl: so where are you from
Dude: my city England
Girl; so your a nick crompton

by superepiclampshade August 6, 2017