Similar to the well known Trojan prophylactic brand. This is a condom for the smaller gentleman, possessing an inauspicious, stumpy, member that is wider than it is long.
Mildred was disappointed to learn that, far from possessing a beef bayonet; Humphrey was in fact a user of chojan branded condoms.
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A) The act of thoroughly washing ones testicles.
B) Bathing specifically for the purpose of washing testicles.
Could also be seen as the male equivalent of "I'm washing my hair", as it can be used as an excuse or obscure rejection.
B) Bathing specifically for the purpose of washing testicles.
Could also be seen as the male equivalent of "I'm washing my hair", as it can be used as an excuse or obscure rejection.
Sam: Hey man, wanna come down the pub?
Tom: Nah, can't dude I'm croaning tonight.
(I croan, They croaned, He is croaning, You are a croaner)
Tom: Nah, can't dude I'm croaning tonight.
(I croan, They croaned, He is croaning, You are a croaner)
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Get the croan mug."Cruise" "romance" or Cromance is a honeymoon between two strangers who will inevitably never see eachother again after the five day bender of drinking, eating, and swimming on a cruise ship. Usually results between the only two age appropriate people on the ship.
"Are you on your honeymoon?" "No, we just met." "Looks like you're having a great cromance. Another mai tai?"
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