Crotone man

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves scoring against Crotone. Legend has it he once jumped three metres high just to score against Crotone. He would fight anyone who dares to take Crotone from him.

Crotone man and penalties...an everlasting romantic story.

by DooDooLee February 26, 2021

right on crouton

Something you say to be nice when you're not sure what the other person is talking about. Basically means thats nice, or thats cool. It is also used to throw off the direction of a person that talks too much. Can also be used when someone under the influence of a substance says some weird stuff that doesn't make sense.

Person 1: blah Blah blah Blah blah So this time it was like blah Blah blah Blah

Person 2: Right on crouton!

Person 1: Right on crouton? Whats that? I don't get it.

by punktdawg March 17, 2009

Crofting

v. To squeeze the juice from a cherry using only the pressure from one's buttocks.

Walking with a mincing gait, Jim shares a coy smile with his spectators, before sharply clenching his buttocks and neatly crofting the nectar from the velvety fruit.

by capncat July 4, 2017

judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk

guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015

Crouton Gladiator

A name used in refrence to a homeless person due to the fact that the homeless fight to the death over small things such as croutons.

"Why do Crouton Gladiators always ask me for money?"

by R. Virtanen February 28, 2010

Southwick crouton

A pack of Hula hoop's that are added to a bowl soup to mimic the more established bread based crouton. First observed in the area of Southwick (nr Brighton) on the south coast of the uk.

"Awww that beef flavour goes so well wiv this tomato soup it's lush Vicky, nice one"
"Yea an salt n vinigar is wicked in lentil, an it's dead classy... southwick croutons are tops innit"

by frog111 January 1, 2010

butt croutons

butt croutons are a result of a poorly wiped anus follwed by lots of but cheek movement creating your anal hairs to knot with poo in them. Once dry it is called a butt crouton

calvin screamed in pain whilst trying to pull the butt croutons off his anus hair

by nastycousin August 5, 2008