crich gang

A group of scrawny boys with a gang mentality. These children will ride their bikes everywhere and try to give themselves a name by doing stupid shit like hanging out on school and buisness rooftops, tearing up the soccer fields, messing up peoples trucks, or massacreing cats with fire.

"Did you hear what the crich gang did last night?"
"Dude no one gives a fuck."

by Donald Reagan October 13, 2017

Michael Crichton'd

When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.

Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.

In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.

Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.

Gwen: Yeah, so what?

Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.

Gwen: Aw, shit!

Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!

by Slartibartfast11 January 2, 2010

criching

Having intercourse with a human corpse while simultaneously consuming it's flesh.

I had a hankering for some criching last night, and I ended up both empty and full!

by pympworth June 27, 2014

Clitheroe

A mad town in lancashire with a castle the size of a 2005 Ford fiesta, and loads of supermarkets.

I went to clitheroe still, I did the stanky leg in the castle

by LidlDefenceLeague May 8, 2020

evan critch

loves eating pizza with a fork in a thermos, baseball fanatic, muscle man

evan critch is all muscle

by dawn jr, May 6, 2019

Cristhian

A cool big dick having, god at fortnite , pussy pounder. Has a bigger dick and is way hetter at fortnite than vincent and jose

I wish my name was cristhian

by Dijdjd June 4, 2018

Emotional Crit

What one says after hurting another's feelings enough that they are left completely Speechless (or possibly in tears)

Mark: Steve, you're such an unbelievable prick that I hope you fall down in the middle of a construction site because you broke both of your legs and then have each and every muscle and bone crushed into oblivion as a JCB runs over your corpse...

Steve:*overwhelmed at the previous statement but at the same time fearfully anticipating this possibility*

Mark: EMOTIONAL CRIT!

by I'm that guy who watches you! January 19, 2011