LidlDefenceLeague's definitions

Clitheroe

A mad town in lancashire with a castle the size of a 2005 Ford fiesta, and loads of supermarkets.

I went to clitheroe still, I did the stanky leg in the castle

by LidlDefenceLeague May 8, 2020

Jasper

Derives from Lancashire, England and spreads to most Scandinavian countries, People who are called Jasper are normally insensitive and hypercritical. They will take stuff very personally. They stereotypical have black hair but sometimes may have bright blonde. Jasper will always have a youtube channel based on the popular game 'Fortnite' if not they probably live in a terraced house sleeping in their bed

Oh my days, Jasper is so hypercritical.
He can't take a Joke!

by LidlDefenceLeague March 19, 2019