Clitastrophe

Noun

-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.

Such as, but not limited to;

1. Not finding the clitorus

2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.

3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock

4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.

"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.

by rapunzabel June 11, 2017

Carita

the most beautiful, kind, amazing and perfect woman on the face of the Earth.

We can't all be Carita.

by kymftw March 30, 2009

Clitar Hero

Flamboyant female masturbation

"yeah, i walked in on Jenny the other day and caught her playing clitar hero, she was strumming some serious riffs"

by sporting lesbian October 27, 2008

Post Coital Hatred

Post coital hatred is the feeling of hatred that a man feels for a woman immediately after a man ejaculates during sex.
Immediately after ejaculation the sufferer of PCH is overcome with hatred, regret and disgust for the woman.
It usually occurs during a one night stand but can sometimes occur in long term relationships.

Rocco developed Post Coital Hatred for Sheila during a one night stand on a park bench

by Anonymous10000 July 20, 2008

Coitalicious

A member of the opposite sex, usually female, who is attractive enough that you would take great pleasure in engaging in coital with them.

Dayum, check dat ass. That gurl is coitalicious.

by Conn92 August 12, 2010

Clitarded

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

Chita

Meet da freak of da week-ah!

Chita meet da freak of da week-ah!
Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her

by Lightning McQueen_Gaming June 8, 2021