walker's crisps

Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)

could i have some Walker's Crisps Please

by Nige December 21, 2004

Wankers Crisps

A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.

The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)

I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.

by Ikiryo Waverider March 23, 2010

Cookie Crisps

Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10

Young child 1: I like cookie crisps
Young child 2: same
Young child 3: same
Young child 4: same

by MazDavidson August 12, 2020

butt crisps

Small crispy pimple like eruptions that form on the outer surface of a human buttocks.

Why don't you take a bath brush and exfoliate those disgusting butt crisps off your ass.

by Richard Juice August 4, 2005

room for crisps

A way in which to describe a person whose distinguishing feature is an abnormally large forehead. In order to refer to someone as having 'room for crisps' they must have a forehead reasonably large enough to house an average pack of crisps.

'I wish i hadn't fucked him senseless the other night, when i met him a second time i realised he had room for crisps'

by lemon+11 May 25, 2008

the crisps

An Australian term (usually from the Brisbane area) meaning good, great, excellent. An expression of satisfaction.

That movie is the crisps!

by Stumpy January 5, 2004

booty crisps

The small particles or poop left in and around a person's asshole to make it stinky and uncomfortable

Your butt has a lot of booty crisps

by Silverwheel033 January 19, 2017