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Crispins

Those dried up and crispy little toilet paper balls that are hanging from your girls pubic hairs, from the last time she wiped after going Pee. They dry up and become crispy. Hence the word crispin.
Upon further inspection I noticed little crispins hanging from my wife's pubes. I knew that it might not be safe to go down there without her taking a shower first.
by Manchvegaseddieg March 10, 2014
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crispin

creepy crippen like character with little or no friends except those he has groomed via the internet
oh he is a bit *crispin*
by everard June 3, 2003
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Crispin Freeman

Crispin Freeman has a god-like voice that can only be compared to Shawn Connery.
by substituteshinigami August 6, 2010
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crispin

he was so *crippin*
by PiG June 3, 2003
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crispin

cocksure wanker who has a bad halitosis problem
god your breath smells a bit *crispin*
by pasitgirl June 2, 2003
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crispin

he just a misogynistic woman hata with serious cunt(r)y issues
by related relative June 17, 2003
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Crispin Glover

The hottest and most talented actor around today.
by Candi May 26, 2003
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