by Tommy Lyons March 25, 2007
the feeling in ones body after a night of intense and repetitive sex after refraining from sexual encounters for a period of time.
whatever, I'm glad my girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian because last night I got crippled by this bartender with Lisa Loeb glasses. *high fives*
by bobby cocks January 24, 2011
by Yo Mama's Nuts March 10, 2006
when something's funny, doesn't go right, or something you don't want to do. and something that's stupid and pisses you off.
look at her hair! it looks crippled!
i don't wanna do this shit, it's crippled!
i'm moving... that's crippled!
i don't wanna do this shit, it's crippled!
i'm moving... that's crippled!
by mariahbriana July 12, 2008
Mostly used in video games. It's when either you, an opponet, or Non Playable Charcter hits you or them so hard that it only leaves you or them with a very small or very little ammount of health remaing.
by drider July 14, 2010
cripple or kripple
-ADJECTIVE
1. great in quantity, measure, or degree.
a. a simplification of the grammatical constituent (informal phrase) "grip of" and indirectly represents synonyms of this phrase (grip,much,many,a lot of,ton,a lot).
b. an indefinite article (ie 'a') preceding the phrase may be optionally truncated.
c. a homonym of the word meaning a person who is disabled or impaired.
-ADJECTIVE
1. great in quantity, measure, or degree.
a. a simplification of the grammatical constituent (informal phrase) "grip of" and indirectly represents synonyms of this phrase (grip,much,many,a lot of,ton,a lot).
b. an indefinite article (ie 'a') preceding the phrase may be optionally truncated.
c. a homonym of the word meaning a person who is disabled or impaired.
Yo! I got cripple cash today, lets go spend it.
(Yo! I got a grip of cash today, lets go spend it.)
That's cripple cake.
(That's a lot of cake.)
There's cripple people in that car.
(There are a grip of people in that car.)
Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have (a) cripple at home.
(Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have a grip at home.)
(Yo! I got a grip of cash today, lets go spend it.)
That's cripple cake.
(That's a lot of cake.)
There's cripple people in that car.
(There are a grip of people in that car.)
Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have (a) cripple at home.
(Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have a grip at home.)
by STooGE$$$$ Valpurgius TNT December 2, 2006