Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.

I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!

by Kloppersfloppers April 1, 2019

Cringleberries

Rare berries discovered by famous East-West College Bowl star Hingle McCringleberry. Also known as the most kickass Madden Untimate team in the universe.

Damn, the Cringleberries beat me again! -Everyone

by TheCringleberry October 20, 2014

Cringle Smash

Gangbanging an underage girl on Christmas or New Years Eve.

Did you here about what happened to Sarah on Christmas Eve? She got totally Cringle Smashed!

by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017

Cringle

“Cringle” is a word to describe the kids born between 2006-2009,who do cringy things that they are proud of.

Go do Fortnite dances in front of your mom,cringle!

by Planecrash November 18, 2019

Cringleberries

When danglers attach to pubic hairs in the crotch region, similar to dingleberries but the front-facing version.

Courtesy of LSG.

Man, that toilet paper left serious cringleberries! You need to upgrade!

by jlnotary August 21, 2013

cringle

Someone who lives in putnam county,FL or is absolutely retarded and extremely poor ex:the cacti from mario brothers series or any crackheads,hobo's,fuktards

Ol blackie,the cringle, tryed to jack my shit so I busted a cap.

by Zac January 17, 2004

Cringle

The act of cringing so hard you smile.

The YouTube video made me cringle.

by cooldude342 September 19, 2016