crickety

Voluntary intoxication to the point basic functions become difficult. For example; too drunk to walk.

After the party we were all pretty crickety.

by Neufchatel April 30, 2006

crickey

having a penis in the shape of a parallelogram.

that is one sharp crickey, mate

by TWW September 11, 2003

crackedy returns

A l33t poster, who combines wit with humour

To crackedy returns

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

crickey

Small crocodile, not a slang for Christ.

That mother has got several crickeys around her.

by Bothaniel September 9, 2006

crickety

A short bigheaded loud annoying person

Craig is deffinetly crickety just look at him

by junkies fan, bowie, md July 2, 2003

Crickety

A dark, shadowy place where bugs and other bad shit live.

Be careful! That crickety corner is full of spiders.

by CricketyChick April 22, 2017

crackedy_returns

A spammer on the vestibule. Insults others for fun. Has a fascination with fireworks. Adores the literary work of Ernest Hemingway. The coolest poster on the boards.

"Crackedy_returns just PWNED! Vornoff and his crappyass typin!"!1

by No Pop More Flop 2003 X September 23, 2003