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Creepitude

At first I thought he was just creepy, but there's something sexy about his creepitude.
by yo-yo-ma-ma August 18, 2010
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Standard Creepiness Rule

(Also known as the "Rule of 7")

The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:

"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date

Be sure to follow PEMDAS.

Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.
Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"

Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."

Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."
by languagefan July 9, 2011
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“You always be cripping.”
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Creppy Mode

This song makes me go creppy mode
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crapping flu

when a person has the stomach flu and continues to visit the bathroom to take a crap every 5 minutes
i have been going to the bathroom nonstop. i have the crapping flu.
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Creepin The Book

The act of stalking someone on facebook
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What you doing tonight man? Oh nothin just creepin the book for some ladies
by Nothinbutfacials May 3, 2009
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Crapping Negative

Constant whining or negative comments, statements and attitude. Regardless of how great something is this person will always find a way to crap negative all over it. Being around them or reading their comments for too long makes you want to kick kittens. You find them especially on Facebook or other forms of social networking.
(as might be posted on social media sites)

"I should be happy that I just won the mega lotto, but I have to pay a butt load of taxes on the money and will probably die before I can spend it. FML.. sorry to be crapping negative.. I just hate my life."
by MidwesternMamaH December 28, 2010
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