crémenleave

when you have a sexy girl over to your house and you're about to cum and you pull out cum in her hair and kick her out of your house.

I had Jessica over she thought she was getting a kid and all i did to her was crémenleave. Lmao

by Urmomispoo69 March 9, 2020

crement

To turn someone's ashes into a diamond that can be worn on a ring.

After he died, his wife decided to crement his remains so that they could be together forever.

by Sternchancer July 16, 2023

San Clemente Sludge Sled

During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.

"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."

by Jimmy Thekcoch January 9, 2012

clemente

To unknowingly cause harm or malfunction to an electronic device.

Damn bro, he really clemente'd that raid! That shit will never work again!

by forkineye July 28, 2011

cemented

smashed, plastered, wasted, drunk, pissed, wankered, shitfaced.

I went to a party last night and got cemented!!!

by Sian and Celia October 10, 2007

Creened

From the verb "to Creen", it is the act of unloading seminal fluid onto something.

"I creened all over her face."

by JM March 18, 2004

san clemente

A great city of 60,000 people in Orange County, California. San Clemente is the southernmost city in OC before the Camp Pedleton Marine Base. It is known for excellent beaches, perfect year-round weather, families, surfing, bomb food, and Spanish Architecture.

1). Trestles is a famous surf break, located in San Clemente. Also, mentioned by The Beach Boys.

2). Talega is a huge development of new homes built on the eastside of I-5. It is very expensive, and has some great golfing.

3). The wooden pier in SC is a staple for San Clemente's idealic Southern Californian beach culture.

4.) Most of the city is built on a slope and around canyons, which are abound in San Clemente.

Overall, San Clemente is an excellent city for families who want to enjoy a safe and clean beach environment.

San Clemente is a great place to grow up!

by skateNinvestNstocks July 14, 2007