A stainless steel drum, fitted with redundant 60 psi relieve valves, partly filled with a water and sodium hydroxide solution, and heated over a propane flame to 300°F. Used to completely dissolve bodies, in less than three hours. Preferred by organized crime in industrialized nations, for body disposal.
Vladimir: You like my warm cremator boss? Got rid of them snitches.
Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?
Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?
Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.
criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?
criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.
criminal 1: Cool!
criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.
criminal 1: Cool!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
by eat.crayon May 1, 2020
by Henry Kissenger February 3, 2007
The Cremation Question is a question that famous Tumblr user biggest-gaudiest-patronuses asked several celebrities, with reactions varying from confused to disturbed.
guy1: Hey dude! if your ashes were turned into a vinyl, what song would it play?
guy2: dude, shut up about The Cremation Question!
guy2: dude, shut up about The Cremation Question!
by Ultimate-Rowlet June 25, 2020
A question made by Tumblr user @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: "If you were cremated and had your ashes turned into a vinyl record that could play only one song, what song would it play?" This question is often asked to celebrities on Tumblr.
John: Did you hear that your favorite band is doing a Q&A on Tumblr?
Sarah: Yeah! I think I'll ask them The Cremation Question.
Sarah: Yeah! I think I'll ask them The Cremation Question.
by thatdudenoah June 25, 2020
Cremate your future kids
by Sucking Dick since I was 2 yea November 26, 2021