pubic creamery

When a man ejaculates directly inside a hairy woman's pubic hair and stirs and swirls it around the entire vaginal area.

Lil Larry & 'nem gave LaDasha a pubic creamery before she shaved all her pubic hair.

by nonyabuzziness May 5, 2010

Cold Stone Creamery

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.

"We'll see you back tomorrow teehee!"

by Carl H. October 4, 2006

x-box (hernia creater)

A games console that takes 4 delivery men to deliver to your house because it is so big and heavy. Also you have to build an extention on your home for it to fit in.

''I wanna play on my x-box whilst i recover from my hernia operation but i have no house to play it in''

by kinney2-k-4eva November 6, 2004

butt creamery

When ejaculate enters into the rectum and is stirred or whipped through the action of thrusting until the ejaculate is a cream like substance.

In the short story Victory Lap a damaged young man is unable to stop excessive use of expletives. He states "cock, cunt, slut, shit, fuck, butt creamery."

by literaryexpert January 26, 2015

Dirty Creamery

You fuck her in the ass and cum in her, then she poops in a bowl you cover it with your favorite ice cream toppings and both eat it.

Can we do a dirty creamery for dessert ?

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

cheatery

a gratuitous piece of blatent cheating whereby the cheater knows he's doing it and is proud of the fact that its that blatent, that he carries on doing it regardless

Look at that exhibition of abject cheatery. I can't believe he thinks he's getting away with that.

by P. Jay Edgeways January 31, 2008

Cold Stone Creamery

Basically what all kids do at home; take plain old ice cream and mix in candy. Everyone just thinks that it's so great because it's on a cold stone. Big woop. Is it worth six dollars when you could by three gallons for that.

Six year old: Mommy, can I mix candy with ice cream?
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!

by Johnny Jay2385wer7656897w697w5 October 16, 2008