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Creampie surprise

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When you go down on a woman only to find that she's been freshly fucked by another man but she purposely didn't mention it!
Jack: Jill, your pussy tastes different!
Jill: do you like it?
Jack: I'm not sure!
Jill: (grabbing Jack's hair and wrapping her legs around his neck) Well, surprise! It's full of some other guys cum, lap up your Creampie surprise!
by un-herd October 3, 2015
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creampie sex

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Someone cum inside and you put back
by Campinas June 8, 2017
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creampie special

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when you order at HD BURGER ask for the special menu and say" lemme get the creampie special" then they will repeatedly fuck you in the ass and cut your head off after they are done
lets get a creampie special at hd blood
by shlonggodbertram May 24, 2018
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BBC Creampie Slut

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Someone thats addicted to BBC creampies to the point where, if you try to pull out they’ll beg for it. This is not used ina. Shaming manner, it’s simply their kink…
Marcus said she wouldn’t let him pull his black cock out. She’s such a bbc creampie slut
by Yunkle November 7, 2023
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Slang; origin, Dublin's southside. Involves getting so shitfaced that you completely forget about how you creampie surprised that lucky person the night before, until reminded about it later on the next day.
"Holy shit, I can't believe I fucked up again last night and gave that ugly bitch a Blackout City Creampie Surprise, let's hope she's clean."
by Sconson October 26, 2009
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The act of doing anal with your girlfriend/partner, cumming in their ass, your partner shitting out feces and semen into a blender, adding milk, ice and assorted fruit, then eating the drink together.
Amanda and i just had an Anal Creampie Smoothie, it was amazing.
by Izzy Rogues October 11, 2013
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Creampie slut

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Someone thats addicted to creampies to the point where, if you try to pull out they’ll beg for it. This is not used ina. Shaming manner, it’s simply their kink… their sexy, sexy, hot af kink. Some love the feel of the act itself, the seepage throughout the day at random, or playing with it by pushing a bit out only to push it in again using the wetness to masturbate themselves into another orgasm. If you’re lucky, they’re all of those.
Scored big, she turned out to be a lil creampie slut!
by ZapBrannigan76 January 31, 2022
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