Cream of Man Soup

A term used in the place of jizz. It is the mixture of semen and sperm that comes out of a man's penis.

*Guy getting head*
Guy: God I'm about to cum in your mouth
Girl: Fuck yes. Let me taste that Cream of Man Soup

by Brian Poontang June 8, 2014

Man Cream

Semen, male ejaculation

That bitch sucked my dick and swallowed my "MAN CREAM"

by C.B August 28, 2006

man cream

another term for semen

Jon squirted his man cream right into Lisa's eye

by Jamaulia May 9, 2006

cream of man

its the soup that comes out of your cock warm and ready to serve 1-2 girls.

Ex 1:

Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?

Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.

Guy 1- Can I have some?

Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"

Ex 2-

Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

Man cream

Ya mum sucked ya dad until he squirted his "Man cream" onto her face and down her tits.

Billy sucked his mums penis once she slapped him with it and she shot man cream and a jar down his throat.

by Obey January 6, 2008

Man cream

Semen.

He filled her with his man cream.

by Janhallo January 21, 2022

Man Up Cream

A fictional product used in phrases in which you intend to challenge someone's manhood, best used in a voice dripping with sarcasm.

Example 1:
Walter: *screams* A wasp just flew right in my face!
Steve: Sh*t mate, maybe you'd like some man up cream to go with that scream?

Example 2:
Walter: Yeah I've been kept awake for about three nights because of my throbbing foot, I stepped on a pin!
Dave: Yeah buddy you might wanna try putting some man up cream on that sh*t.....

by a tru LAD August 12, 2011