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Creamy wiper

A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.
“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”

That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”
by Shitsmanship September 3, 2021
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Creaying

The definition of "creaying" means to fake cry. It's mainly used to describe someone who seeks attention, or someone online who isn't actually crying but describes them self as they are.
"I'm creaying, I need emotional support ."
by BlueMysticWolfy August 10, 2020
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Creamy Steamer

Ryan took a creamy steamer, it was very messy!
by Stephen Blair April 26, 2008
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Creamy goblin

When you produce Siemen into a cup and put whip cream on it and drink it
Stacey: MARK GIVE MY A CREAMY GOBLIN
Mark:sure honey jizz
by 12345555540202992838;84 June 2, 2016
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Creamy nap

When i get home i gonna take a creamy nap
by KwakuMcNoirSauce January 29, 2019
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Creamy Cody Scharmer

When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.
Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer

Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall
by Poor Richard1775 January 9, 2012
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Creamy Destiny

When the shampoo or conditioner bottle that is shared by two people is ejaculated in by one of the two and then used by the unsuspecting other party. Hence "Destiny"
Kyle is still wondering why the "Creamy Destiny" left his hair so full of body.
by Phat Fred or Joe "P" June 8, 2009
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