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Crazy Hungarian

An eccentric foreigner. One who usually comes from Hungary. Terrible grammar, most likely not productive, has a fondness of partener switching. Exessive energy, short temper and attention span for new people and things. Usually equiped with a lacking sense of direction.
Zsofia Solta...enough said...
by Pee W. Herman April 13, 2005
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crazy horse

Neil Young's backing band in the 70's and 80's
When my Rust Never Sleeps CD broke I shit a brick cause Crazy Horse was on it
by Matty J December 5, 2004
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Crazy Horse

An Oglala holy man. His memory has been tarnished by malt liquor, prostitutes, sex clubs, and a lot of other vices which would be along the lines of "Pope John Paul II Abortion Clinic".
"Anything a white man says about Crazy Horse is a lie."
by Xyzzy May 29, 2004
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crazy hamburger

Simply the best thing ever

If you’re Kibble, Cloud, Art Decade, Starman or Gibby. Hi it’s pissworm I defined this for y’all
CRAZY HAMBURGER DIT IS HORIBEL
by Demilah September 27, 2020
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crazy hot paradox

Originating in the show Workaholics, when a girl is extremely attractive to the point where actions or comments that are crazy seem funny or quirky due to the hotness of the female.
Male 1: My girlfriend is so funny man, just the other day she was acting like a tomato was her daughter

Mal 2: She wasn't pretending, you are just suffering from the crazy hot paradox
by bbcjb June 27, 2012
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Crazy-Hot Scale

The Crazy/Hot Scale was made popular by How I Met Your Mothers' Barney Stinson. For those of you not familiar with the show, it is a diagram for relating the craziness, c, of a given girl, to her hotness h. Ratings are based off the standard 1-10 scale (10 being the hottest/craziest and 1 being the least attractive/most sane). For example, one of the most recent girls I hooked up with would be about a (5,8) - so 5/10 crazy, 8/10 hot.

The Line of Equality

As Barney explains, "a girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot". Let's make h a function of c. So, as c increases, h(c) must also increase at an equal or greater rate. I will call this line, the line of equality.

h(c) = c, c = craziness of a given girl

For a girl to be considered hook-up material, her (c,h(c)) must lie above the line, and thus, h(c) ≥ c.

To illustrate, a girl who is a 7 on the crazy scale must be at least a 7 on the hotness scale as well. If she's a (7,8) - great! You're getting more bang for your buck (per se). However, if she's a (7,6) - get out of there. Quick.
Bill: Hey I saw you talking to Beth at the bar last night. Did you slam that?
Jeff: No way - After she started talking about her hair collection I realized she was a 10/9 on the Crazy-Hot Scale and blew.
Bill: Damn! It is hard to lose a 9 like that!
by babymamadrama June 13, 2014
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crazy ho

a girl who is crazy at parties, crazy in everyday life, and just crazy in general. the best kind of crazy;) yet they are still hot even though they are defined as a crazy ho.
Wow, camille is such a crazy ho! Leann, stop being such a crazy ho! Camille just drunk texted me, what a crazy ho! Leann, get off the table you crazy ho!
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