Mall Crawler

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.

"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"

by 999WRLD August 2, 2020

corona crawler

A term used to describe a baby born conceived during/around when the covid pandemic occurred.

During quarantine my girlfriend got pregnant, now we’re expecting a corona crawler.

by adaisy275 April 15, 2021

Curb crawler

a man who cruises in his vehicle looking for a streetwalker to pick up for sex

Yo, I seen that same curb crawler pass by here six times in the past half hour.

by hickory March 2, 2008

cube crawler

n. That guy at work who goes from cubicle to cubicle telling everybody in your office the exact same thing, usually some lame story about what he did last weekend. The cube crawler is also the same guy who feels it necessary to touch your computer screen at least eight times a day.

Dude...Brad is such a cube crawler, doesn't he ever work?

by LukeDuke December 23, 2004

BK Crawler

One who is so hopelessly untalented at a video game that to make their meek lives worth bearing at all, they crawl to their masters knees and let their jaws gape open for a teabag.

After Dwayne failed to kill me on halo, having had an overshield and rockets, i made him crawl over to me and let me give him a sacking. Its what the BK Crawler deserved!

by FanOfTheKKK April 18, 2010

Crawler's Crisps

Walker's Crisps when eaten by a tubby Daily Mail reader who takes half an hour to finish a single packet.

I'd rather ingest a pineapple rectally than have to listen to Olive munch through another packet of Crawler's Crisps.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

kerb crawler

a person who drives around red light districts looking for sex.

by person May 1, 2003