crapsickle

n. crap, on a stick, frozen. i.e. an after-school treat loved by many children all around the world.

After school we went over to Mark's house for a refreshing ice-cold crapsickle treat.

by Brett December 17, 2004

Crapsicle

1. When you want a fudgesicle but it taste like crap 2. Your in danger and you have nothing to say.

Oh Crapsicles,Fudge-crapsicles

by Daviboy267 August 29, 2016

Looksies Crapsies

You've seen Looksies Crapsies everywhere. They're dully sitting on the shelves in your dining room and bursting out the seems at your grandma's house. Sometimes they're hung up and displayed on the wall with hollow phrases like 'Family' and 'Live, Laugh, Love' *insert audible gag

These are all the knick knacks you've acquired throughout your mundane life and are now (proudly?) displaying around your house in an effort to appear refined and cultured. But it's really just a bunch of stuff that is taking up space. Looksies Crapsies serve no utility purpose, they are simply Things To Look At (Looksies) that are essentially just Crap (Crapsies).

"The things you own, end up owning you. Martha Stewart is polishing brass Looksies Crapsies on the Titanic, it's all going down man" - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

"I bought a miniature Eiffel Tower replica as a souvenir from a guy (one of thousands, isn't that A-MA-ZING?!?) who was selling them on the street in Paris. Can't wait to put it on our coffee table to show how well traveled and cultured we are!" - Karen

by Robthegreat March 26, 2021

crapcicle

a cleaner word for shitsticks we rere's like to use(shitsticks is bad to)

Crapcicles, u did not just do that!!!

by individual March 6, 2005

crapcicle

foul smelling large object possibly blue as dominant color with toilet paper, and fecal matter visible that fell off a passenger jet during de-elevation due to a leak in the aircraft plumbing.

episode of 'csi: ny' construction worker killed in outhouse struck by a crapcicle.

by wbnimrod January 27, 2011

capsicles on tiktok

capsicles on tiktok is an amazing editor and person, I'm glad I say I'm one of their mutuals, They really Chris Evans and his character Steve Rogers, also known as Captain America. They're great at the things they do, at least from what I'm aware of.

"Hey! .capsicles on TikTok just uploaded a new video!"
"Ooo let me see they have amazing content"

by VexanTastic April 15, 2022

crapsicle

the man's penis after anal sex. It most regularly appears on an anal slob.

"Man! My dick was like a crapsicle after last night with Liz!"

by Sasha H. May 30, 2005