crapping out a kid

When a woman bears multiple children, under a year apart, from multiple fathers whose identities are unbeknowst.

Tammy Lynn is due for crapping out a kid this week, that makes number 4. Just in time for her 21st birthday, hope all 4 baby daddies can attend.

by obgynfolifelrar April 19, 2014

crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper

My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.

by grandmnasterB December 22, 2009

crapping around

being unproductive, goofing off.

stop crapping around, you need to mow the lawn

by irockpeesonmyheadbutdontcallmeapeehead August 30, 2005

crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.

A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.

by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017

Crapping Room

A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.

"I just spent 10 hours in the Crapping Room," Dave Said, "I missed my daughter's piano recital!"

by The Butt Dictionary September 3, 2018

Crapping Out

Running your luck until you lose it all.

You better leave the Casino before crapping out.

by dictio8 March 8, 2019

thread crapping

v. Thread crapping occurs when a person comes into a thread and posts something contrary to the spirit/intent of the thread, often derailing the discussion or turning it into an argument.

Coming into a thread titled "I love my new Apple Macintosh!", and posting "PCs are better and cheaper" is thread crapping.

by keyshaw March 23, 2010