crappetite

The feeling for one's need to a bowel movement.

Damnit, if I don't find a bathroom now I'm going to lose my crappetite!

by Reon Smith November 15, 2006

Crapped out

Exhaustion at work or school due to excessive socializing and partying on evenings or weekends.

Nikki isn't allowed to have friends over on weekends anymore because she gets too crapped out for school on Monday.

by urbanstreetsofparma September 25, 2006

Lost my crappetite

The feeling of no longer needing to make a bowel movement after smelling someone else's.

I walked into the office restroom after a co-worker had just dropped an S-bomb, but the fallout was so bad I completely lost my crappetite.

by jupiter77 February 10, 2010

crapped the bed

An engineering phrase used to describe what happens when a program or device fails to function as expected.

"Oh, man, I just ran that query and it totally crapped the bed."

by Bob Goodson November 16, 2006

oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).

by LN July 19, 2003

crappity

An exclamation of extreme discontent. Politer than its cousin beginning with "f". Sometimes put into a chant for such remarkably unpleasant occasions as losing badly at a game of Liero or being walked in on whilst watching movies unclothed.
Related phrases: "crap crappity crap", "crap crappity".

"Aiiieeee, Chiqita Bombs! Crappity crappity crappity crappity crappity!"

by anon June 30, 2004

crappitite

The extreme urgency to crap.

After the nuclear war Jim lost his crappitite

by Jim Gayman September 2, 2006