Chappaqua

A place that people apparently don't like because I read the other definitions and they made me cry because I live there and even though it is mostly true, it does not apply to everyone who lives there.

I live in Chappaqua and everyone is mean to me except for my friends and I only have 6, but the schools are nice.

by wafewaffle January 29, 2012

Holy Crappalooney

An expression of great surprise! Can be used to substitute nearly any surprise word and is guaranteed to surprise your friends. Origin is that of a student who is a "blessing" to have in class.

"I just got blumpkin!"
"Holy Crappalooney!"

by Millett5 March 23, 2011

chappaqua

a quaint town in northern Westchester that is set in a generally woodsy area. citizens enjoy the simple life in their leisurely neighbourhoods, doing nothing but relaxing with their perfect families and tending to their gardens.

Person A: Hello. I currently reside in Chappaqua.
Person B: As do I. Can you help me tend to my garden? Rumour has it yours is marvelous.
Person A: Most certainly. I have a lot of time on my hands.

by geniesrus July 7, 2012

chappaquidditch

A dangerous game played by witches and wizards while riding in Oldsmobile Delmont 88 sedans; da game consists of players' trying to swiftly traverse a narrow unlit bridge at nighttime, without falling off da edge.

I dunno if Ted Kennedy and/or Mary Jo Kopechne were attempting an impromptu game of "chappaquidditch" on that fateful night in mid-July of 1969, but I cannot see how they would have even known about da game at dat time, since da "Harry Potter" authoress had only been born less than four years earlier, and so she could not possibly have started writing her famous novels till much later.

by QuacksO June 14, 2021

crappacker

One who habitually packs crap(poo) in his or her butt forcefully and then walks about in public spaces. It is important to note that the origin of said crap(poo) is generally of a specific species of muskrat that has a particularly bitter taste.

He is one of damn crappackers. That is why he walks like one of his legs is longer than the other and appears to achieve orgasm every quarter mile or so.

by bill-muthafuckin green, bitch! September 6, 2003

Phi Zappa Crappa

This was the "anti-Frat" fraternity in the early 70's, membership consisted of owning a poster of Frank Zappa sitting on a commode smoking a joint

"Our fraternity - Phi Zappa Crappa - required no dues, had no house, enforced no rules, and was a loose knit group. We were united in the anti-Fraternity movement."

by T~Bear January 14, 2009

Chappaqua

A small town in Westchester, NY. 97% of this town is full of shit. The highschool kids get piss drunk and incredibly high every weekend because it's all they have to do. The cops always bust their faggot-ass parties. Almost everyone is Jewish and rich. Everyone talks about everyone behind each others' backs. Most of the girls are total sluts and a lot of the guys think they are "gangster". It is extremely rare to find a great guy or girl in Chappaqua, and if you do, it's probably because they didn't grow up there. At the highschool, Horace Greeley Highschool, the homecoming dance is a giant orgy and all the girls (who are pale, have bad skin, and dress like skanks) hook up with 6+ guys in one night. Most of the girls here are shallow dumbasses with nothing better to do than permanently straighten their hair and wear Abercrombie so they can stick their small asses out. Not to mention, the girls are also total bitches. Chappaqua used to be "okay" considering the fact that girls didn't used to be as slutty, and the parties consisted of more than drinking and hooking up with everyone, but now it's total shit. You don't make it very far in highschool as a girl if you're not fake and hot. The sophomores victimize you if you are a freshman girl and they always think they're better than everyone else. Everyone has a dying need to go to 6 different people's houses in one night because one party at one house is clearly not enough. On AIM, most girls from this town taalkkk likeee thissss loll hahaaa. <33 lyl Freshman tend to get drunk every weekend too because they are puny little underclassmen that seek acceptance by partying and drinking. The parents of these obscene kids don't know how bad they are because they don't actually like their kids at all and don't give a damn about the fact that their "perfect little angels" are actually getting high and having sex all the time. Nearly everyone is fake, and if you end up living there I will pray for you.

**NOTE
Not all people from Chappaqua are like this. But MOST ARE. Beware. I live here, and can't stand how ridiculous this town is.

Girl from Chappaqua: Ohmmygoddd I hooked up with Dan lastt night I was likkee soo highh I don't even remember hahaaa. But I kind of want to hook up with Greg nowwww he's so hottt = <3

Girl from outside of Chappaqua: Wow. You are clearly from Chappaqua.

by whatsupsucker March 30, 2009