Crapkins

A low quality napkins commonly found in fast food and low end restaurants

1: Dude these ribs are bomb
2: I know Ive gone through like ten crapkins already

by ninjadinosaur March 1, 2009

crawling the walls

being in an agitated or restless state; also, having the need to be outside in open space (see cabin fever).

"Man I'm like crawling the walls here! I need to get out and bust it up somewhere!"

"Hey babe, let's go for a walk. I don't know about you, but if I stay too much longer inside this house I'll be crawling the walls soon!"

by Hipster April 13, 2008

Cuthbert Crappingsdown

A name commonly used for a person who is very good at what they do, yet are unknown to the majority of the population.

Before David Beckham became a proffesional footballer, he was a Cuthbert Crappingsdown in his neighbourhood.

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

thread crapping

v. Thread crapping occurs when a person comes into a thread and posts something contrary to the spirit/intent of the thread, often derailing the discussion or turning it into an argument.

Coming into a thread titled "I love my new Apple Macintosh!", and posting "PCs are better and cheaper" is thread crapping.

by keyshaw March 23, 2010

kerb crawling

the art of driving around red light disrticts looking for sex.

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

cradling

when two gay men ingage in violent buttsex, causing the balls of each respective man to hit eachother, causing a newton’s cradle effect

jimmy: those fags were cradling
jimbob: radical

by wartoendallwars June 18, 2018

crawling in my skin

The feeling of withdrawling from heroin. When you cannot sit still u feel like you have to just jerk joints n muscles truly the worst feeling ever.

God Im Crawling In My Skin.. I Need Those Little Grains!

by JohnnyGenious July 9, 2011