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shawn "clown" crahan

a.k.a. (#6), one of the founding members of the masked metal Band Slipknot... his nickname comes from the fact that he wears a clown mask on stage during the band's live performances... his equipment consists of 2 empty beer kegs, 2 toms and 2 bass drums... he and percussionist Chris Fehn would supply the backbeat to Slipknot's former drummer, Joey Jordison... during their early touring years, Clown was noted for injuring himself on stage--during Ozzfest '99, he even slammed his head into his kegs, causing an injury that required 39 stitches to heal... Clown has been a mighty contributor to the band in that besides his writing and playing, he has also directed 5 of their music videos as well as their third video album Voliminal: Inside the Nine... Currently, he has the longest tenure in Slipknot at 20 years... Slipknot's frontman Corey Taylor has stated that while Shawn is sane, "Clown" is crazy!
Dude, that mask is creepy. I know, that's Shawn "Clown" Crahan. I wouldn't mess with him, just enjoy the show!
by MM151 March 17, 2015
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crapacity

Essentially, an amalgamation of crap and capacity, used to denote slowness and more generally, inefficiency.
Josh: Graham, this chairlift has a real crapacity.

Graham: I agree, hey look at her, what mincegrosity! Its such a shame whats happening to our youth.
by Tiffany Amber Trees-son April 10, 2004
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Crapability

How bad a thing, or someone, can be. The opposite of(credibility)
That deal was rejected due to its high level crapability
by shabbooo7 December 13, 2010
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chapanzie

An animal made up by a group of best friends. (TEAM)
Hey look it's a chapanzie!🐵🐵
by Emu Goat December 12, 2016
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Crapendipity

When things that would otherwise be good happen at the crappiest possible time.
Winning free bacon for life after finding out you have a heart condition is crapendipity.
by mrwill26 September 1, 2013
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crapagate

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or othwrwise tell or relay lies and propaganda.
The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.
by taoteqingren December 11, 2006
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Crapa

Pronounced: kraa-pah

A crapa can be defined as a tacky girl or woman between ages of 16 to approx. 65.
In ancient times the word crapa would refer to a mountain goat. Nowadays it is used to depict a lady with a lack of class and terrible style.
Crapa must haves : a Michael kors purse, ugg boots, a mackage jacket, ombré hair, leggings, shellac nails, a fake tan, etc.
Should you possess three or more items in the above list, you are a crapa.
"OMG Jess, look at that crapa she's all over my boyfriend! Ima go pull that bitches ombré extensions out!!!"
Or
"Guys did you see that crapa at the bar with the leopard mini dress?"
Or
"Damn it, I used too much tanning lotion when I went to bronzage and now I look like a massive crapa!"
by Mountain goat September 3, 2013
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