OH CRABS

An exclamation uttered when one comes to the realization that one has acquired the clap from a dirty ho (or possibly a toilet seat... eh eh? Right... wink, wink...)

OH CRABS!... I got crabs... ... ... from your toilet seat. And by 'toilet seat,' I mean 'mom.'

by ElJavi December 7, 2006

cansexual

an attraction to cans
also spelled as can-sexual

in the end, we are all cansexual

by exodus. c. April 17, 2022

Work Crabs

When you are at work and itching to go home you have the work crabs

How is it only 2 O'Clock!!!! I have a serious case of the work crabs

by GabbyGomez February 14, 2014

Cansu

A girl who gets along with everyone even if she didn’t like them before. Kind of an asshole to people she doesn’t like but she is very kind to people she likes,pretty. Everyone is attracted to her somehow. doesn’t understand the difference of flirting and being friends, she can’t understand if someone has a crush on her or not. always denies if someone tries to explain her that someone has a crush on her.

A: wow she acts like a cansu
B: yeah she probably doesn’t like you

by nailpolish October 1, 2019

chansaw

The ship between Heather Chandler and Veronica Sawyer from heathers the musical/movie

"How can you ship Chansaw? It's abusive"

"Yeah and so is practically every other heathers ship"

by Slushiesandsuicide June 3, 2017

cansippers dent

an indention made in the front of a canned beverage using yout thumb, so you can identify the front of the drink.

i make a cansippers dent in the front of my can so when im driving i dont have to take my eyes off the road to find the front of the can.

by chumpie April 6, 2013

cansplant

The act of pouring a half-empty warm can of soda/beer into a half-empty cold can so as not to waste the warm soda/beer.

"A cansplant is a very dangerous procedure, I once spilled soda all over my pants!"

by A S C E N D E D August 1, 2017