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Cranktankerous

crank·tan·ker·ous
adj.

1. Having a bad disposition.

2. Ill-tempered.
After boozing it up all night, Kelly woke up the next morning feeling cranktankerous and ready for a fight.
by hibelu September 1, 2008
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cranktacular

adj. so beautiful that it inspires furious masturbation. usually used to describe a woman.
That chick's ass is so cranktacular.
by Elvis November 10, 2003
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Crankstitute

a girl/women or male I guess who trades sexual services for crank or meth in the Kirksville, MO area.
That girl is so dirty, she is such a crankstitute.
by SkullAnne July 22, 2010
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chanksta

chinese wanksta or chinese wannbe gangsta
Yo dat bitch in China Town is a chanksta
by Ripper June 21, 2003
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crankster

when a gangsta does alot of crank or meth, crankster. from the words "crank" and "gangster". when he settrips well he's gacked.
when he does crank he settrips, damm crankster.
by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006
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crackstance

Awkward positions the body forms after long hours of cracktivity including lack of sleep, lack of food and endless hours of movement and/or long periods of being stuck on stupid.
When a person is unknowingly advertises that they are cracked the f@%k out, by way of body movements and stances.
When someone says, hey bro, why is your neck as long as a giraffe and your body shaped like the letter Z when your looking around the corner? you might be in a crackstance.
When your mouth is wide open and your staring at that something that is there but not really there sitting hunched over indian style, with your hands clinched holding your cell phone and 2 lighters in 1 hand and a broken pipe in the other, your probably in a crackstance.
When all of your apendages move independently from what your brain tells them to do all at once i.e. arm behind you back, standing tall, one foot forward, one foot back and the upper torso slightly bent to the side, meanwhile the tounge is moving back and forth between the teeth or lack thereof, and the lips are dry and stretched to thier limit your definatley in a crackstance.
by Chadamus and his harem March 30, 2008
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Dusty Crankshaft

When an old man blows his load in a girls face and all that comes out is dust;therefore pissing the girl off
The girl was pissed at the old mans dusty crankshaft when he blew his load.
by deichert June 14, 2008
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