Crane Status

To play excessive amounts of halo to rank up quickly

Boy: " Hey man your a LT. Colonel grade three already?!"
Other Boy: " Yeah man I had to rank up"
Boy: " CRANE STATUS!...fag "

by Steven Crane October 18, 2010

Crane Stain

n. the stain left by the combination of shit, jizz, and period blood.

Bro I had sex with this chick last night and afterwards i woke up i saw a big crane stain on my sheets.

by Xemoran October 11, 2015

Crane Site (Phantom Forces)

a safe haven and a paradise for campers who stay on the crane for the rest of the match.

Player: "dude stop camping and play the game."
Noob Camper: "how bout no."

This is about Crane Site (Phantom Forces)

and please don't pick this map.

by Thermal Guy January 2, 2025

Crone's disease

An irritation/inflammation-based affliction of the ears and stomach caused by watching too many Neil Crone movies.

I should have known better than to binge-watch The Ridonculous Race --- hearing Dwayne's nasally prattle for eight hours straight has given me a major case of Crone's disease.

by QuacksO April 8, 2017

old lady's cane

A sexual act where an old woman (preferably without teeth) is performing oral sex on a man, and just as he is about to achieve orgasm, she hooks her finger into his rectum.

You know Mrs. Wilson down the street? She gave me an Old Lady's Cane last week!

by tcdacsap June 29, 2010

Brake his Grandpa's Cane

A phase invented for females to use instead of Smash the Granny, meaning to have sex, fuck, bonk or shag.

"Are you going to have fun with that guy tonight"
"Yeah, I'm going to Brake his Grandpa's Cane"

"He said he wanted to Smash the Granny out of me, what he didnt expect was for me to Brake his Grandpa's cane before he could even undo my braC

by Mathias Leonardo May 19, 2010

Gentleman's Cane

a man's genitalia, his penis, his dick, his cock. a more elegant way to discuss your member like gentlemen.

"My, that chap's gentleman's cane is exquisite"
"Are you ready to receive my gentleman's cane in your mouth?"

by Dirty Duck June 5, 2014