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crazycakes

n. A person who is extraordinarily bizarre or loopy; an act of lunacy
Lindsay Lohan is seriously crazycakes. The whole Jay Leno/Conan thing was crazycakes!
by Nanbolein January 22, 2010
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russian crabcake

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls then has a woman suck it off.
I gave Julie a Russian Crabcake last night. It was great but my balls were on fire from the vodka!
by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016
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Baltimore Crabcake

A devastating punch to the solar plexis or lower sternum, with ones middle knuckle protruding from the rest of his or her fist. If done correctly, the blow will possibly crack the sternum, similar to how one cracks the outer shell of a crab to get to its meat and make crabcakes, which Maryland is famous for. It can also incur internal bleeding, vomiting and perhaps even paralyzation.

It is not often used as it requires a great deal of force, and in the time the said Baltimoreon is charging up for his vicious blow, the other contender could easily execute a jab to the face or ribs, rendering the potential Crabcake useless and thus turning the tide of the fight.

Less known among the actual folk of Baltimore, it's more used among Baltimoreons who have left the city and use the attack as a sense of self pride for their birth city when in danger.

Heard to be reffered to also as a Dundalk Crabcake and a Chesapeake Punch. Similar moves from non-Baltimoreons have been jokingly called things such as The Angry Prairie Dog (reffering to how one out of five knuckles is sticking out, not unlike how a prairie dog rises from his hole to check the area) and The Knuckle of Destiny.
"James got into a fight with a guy in Tampa last week. Do you know the details?"

"Yeah, the guy was too busy mouthing off to his friends to notice James had wound up for a Baltimore Crabcake. The guy fell like a sack of shit."
by sixguns3 December 19, 2008
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Russian Crabcake

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off
1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!

2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.
by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016
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crapcakes

A word meaning a girls pussy that tastes like shit.
That girls pussy tasted like straight up crapcakes.
by Cole Wyatt November 28, 2006
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cumcakes

When you use cum instead of milk or water while making cupcakes.
Mm those cumcakes were deee-licious.
by Morgella April 2, 2007
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Advanced Cumcakes

1) make a bowl of pancake batter.
2) 4 or more guys stand around it in a circle naked
3) they all reach and grab the shaft of the person to their right
4) each guy attempts to make the person to their right nut
5) after everyone has finished, the batter is cooked into pancakes
6) the person who nutted first is hand fed all of them by the person who made them nut
We played advanced cumcakes at that crazy party last night.
by Advanced definitions January 21, 2020
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