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cracktastrophy

My sista tried to makin' some chitlins, she burnt' da house down, it wuz a cracktastrophy.
by Sketchy Scott, Tweaky Tom February 24, 2008
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Papa Crackpipe

A lesser known nickname for a major male crackhead. These men are most often found at our nations capital.
Guy 1: Look at Papa Crackpipe over there.
Guy 2: Hey dumbass, thats our president.
Guy 3:Ain't that just like that old fella.
by The JoshMeister101 June 8, 2009
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cracktastic

A goddess of a Klainer who provides the fandom with regular updates of everything. She is very highly valued in the Klaine/Glee fandom. She also has a beautiful singing voice and is part of the OT4 with Murphy, Colfer and Klairs.
Merlins beard that Cracktastic's blogging has left me in a banana cage of emotion.

When Cracktastic and the OT4 raised all that money with the DFCR live stream I was left in a banana cage of emotion.
by sometumblruser September 1, 2011
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Crackpipe Suprise

she's so used to crack that when she gives a bj she tries to light your ballsack and smoke the spunk straight out
Had my first crackpipe suprise last night, This crack whore is crazy man she set my balls on fire and i spunked everywhere
by aidsriddledrob August 24, 2017
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Crackie

Crackie noun \ˈkrakee\

1. A Crackhead; but one that is So far from reality that it's FUNNY.

2. A weirdo that is addicted to Crack or Crystal Meth.

3. A person that does Weid Crack-head-like things and/or ACTS like a "chickenhead" or Crackhead.
"Hey, Crackie, can I get directions to the Crack house, please?"

or...

"Man! I didn't know there were so many Crackies in this neighborhood! "
by JoeBloh July 24, 2014
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crackie chan

a chinese person who does coke and sells it.
Stranger #1- you got the stuff.
crackie chan- r u perice offica?
Stranger #1- bet your sweet ass I am, put your hands where I can see them!
crackie chan- ahh, your breakin my balls.
by Pres. Bill Clinton May 16, 2009
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Crackpipe twirly slide

Going down the twirly slide" is a fun metaphor for hitting rock bottom
"That bitch is on the crackpipe twirly slide man, don't let her in your house, she'll steal your shit. Did you hear how she sold her kidney for a hit?"
by Jokermachine December 17, 2011
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